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Breaking News: The Chinese General TSO has invaded Hoglanta….

Racks of savory ribs are roasting in the streets of Hoglanta after the fire-bombing of this southern city. HQ has sent sauces and medical supplies to the injured. Rouge General TSO of the Chinese Air wing was heard commenting to staff after a long night of drinking….I've had enough of their shit!! I'm smoking their ribs 

Word on the street is that the common chicken fully supports General TSO. Maximus Plucker Tender of south flybye island said, I'm behind this attack, we have been a third class meat for too long. Other chickens are not as vocal but do support a wider conflict.

RIB NIGHT 13,500won – The start of the great meat vs chicken war II @ HQ Bar

Breaking News: The Chinese General TSO has invaded Hoglanta….

Racks of savory ribs are roasting in the streets of Hoglanta after the fire-bombing of this southern city. HQ has sent sauces and medical supplies to the injured. Rouge General TSO of the Chinese Air wing was heard commenting to staff after a long night of drinking….I’ve had enough of their shit!! I’m smoking their ribs 

Word on the street is that the common chicken fully supports General TSO. Maximus Plucker Tender of south flybye island said, I’m behind this attack, we have been a third class meat for too long. Other chickens are not as vocal but do support a wider conflict.

Since most communication is cut off from Hoglanta we are only getting some new from the U.N Secretary General Phinius Tuna. In the Secretary General Tuna statement he urged for the complete halt to all air bombardments of hoglanta and the ceasing of rib roasting due to cruel and delicious tasting punishment. The Pig president has been silent but the boar army has been mobilized. Some other meats have already thrown their support to each respected sides…
Cow – quiet and very concerned
Lesser winged birds- Full support of chicken
Fish – quiet
Amphibians- pig leaning
Reptiles – cool on the subject
Mexican food – neutral
Cats – pig supporters
Dogs – chicken leaning

So with these ribs piling up, HQ will have rib night this Thursday!!!! 13,500 = Rib rack + fries

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